I Haz Boobs

8 years old. ako nung ako’y namukol (sa mga di-nakakarelate aka me-lawit, pamumukol ang simula ng paglaki ng Mt. Makiling and twin).

Grade 6. May hinaharap na ang loka kahit takbo pa ng takbo sa grounds. (Imagine bouncing. And bouncing. And bouncing. And…)

High School. Mas uso sa school ang magbihis bagets. As in boy bagets. Loose shirt, slouch and loose pants. Kaso di kerri dahil kahit anong loose ng shirt, may babakat at babakat na twin peaks.

Pre-college. Napagkamalang hindi virgin dahil malaki boobs. (Haller, ni hindi pa ako marunong magbunot ng kilay!)

College. Well the bouncing went on.

Japan training. Napagtanungan, “malalaki ba talaga ang boobs ng mga Filipina?” ng mga taga-Thailand (Nagkataon kaming lima na Pinay sa buong 5-floor training center eeeehh… gifted)

Cebu work. Binansagang 13th month pay ang cleavage nung Christmas party.

Proof?

Si Belle naman binansagang Christmas Bonus

Anong point nga ba neto? Eto trying to convince myself na… Oo! May boobs ako! Gifted ako!

I came back to Japan (and still in Japan). And then, I met this two girls.

I hang out with them a lot. With them having cleavage level of point-of-no-return, kaya heto I feel so flat.

I have boobs demet! I do! I haz! Nyornyornyornyor….

Disclaimer: I’m proud of my friends. Baka magtampo. 😛