Many of you may not know what the hell Beetle Bailey is. Unfortunately, my mom showered me with lots of Beetle Bailey mass production comic books that it’s been etched forever in my memory. (I will be needing to ask my mother how she got those.)

You shouldn’t be surprised to see me gnashing my teeth in frustration when I learned that the writers actually released a book set that has every freaking comic strip they have since 1950s. Should I be glad? Happy? Jumping with ecstatic erotic joy? No! The books are in German. How uncool is that!?! They’re releasing the books by years at a time. So far they have until volume 6 covering 1950s until 1962. Waaaaaaaaaahhh!!!

They might have heard my gnashing of teeth all the way to wherever they are ‘coz an English version of volume 1 is coming to Amazon on May 25, 2008! Still a long time but hey, here’s one freak who can’t wait for her dose of Beetle Bailey.

Beetle Bailey is still ongoing by the way. Imagine having to read the each daily comic strip from 1950’s to today! Good thing my eyes have their resting time in between volume releases.

To the readers: Pardon my English. It’s 2:40 in the morning and I just downed a whole 90 gram bag of nori potato chips. I desperately need my coke. And my left side of the brain is fighting with my right side of the brain whether or not I should brave the 3 degrees cold outside to cross the street to the almighty 7-11 store and get my cola. Up to now they’re still fighting, they not giving me enough brain cells to be creative. O well, sorry beloved fans.

(Next, I wish Santa for Philippines to release a book set or comic set of classic pinoy comics especially Combatron of Funny comics. I never got to see how that ended.)

All I want for Christmas is Beetle Bailey!!!