A conversation I had with my brother regarding a certain suicidal friend who drank a bottle of tequila and half-a-bottle of vodka.

(tagalog translation below)

Amos: tequila ug vodka dungan? unconcious concious jud
Me: ows?
Me: mao na epektos a tequila ug vodka?
Amos: yeah!
Me: dili diay pareho makaunconscious?
Amos: takes one to know one…
Amos: di, mas grabe kung dungan..
Amos: tequila first, then vodka finisher!
Me: so dapat patay di ba?
Amos: kaysa 2 ka tequila.. buhi pa man ka..
Me: unconscious gyud kaayo?
Amos: nope, walking dead ka…

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Amos: tequila at vodka sabay? unconcious concious talaga
Me: ows?
Me: yan ba epektos ng tequila at vodka?
Amos: yeah!
Me: hindi ba parehong nakakaunconscious?
Amos: takes one to know one…
Amos: hindi, mas grabe kung sabay..
Amos: tequila first, then vodka finisher!
Me: so dapat patay di ba?
Amos: kaysa dalawang tequila.. buhay ka pa rin..
Me: unconscious talaga?
Amos: nope, walking dead ka..

Me mga mix mix pa pala yan? Wehehehe!

Ang brother ko ang King of Toma sa buhay ko. I don’t go drinking to the max unless kasama ko sya o siguro yung bf ko at that time. Pag nalalasing ako, he knows what to do. Like kausapin ako, kargahin ako o di kaya makipagsuntukan sa isang ungas dahil masyadong kj nung inuman ng birthday ko.

Promise! Wahahaha! Ni-headlock pa nga nya. Hoo! The best. (Too bad I was drunk. Di ko nakita. Syet!)

Mos, still got a lot to learn from you. Kaso graduate na ako from drinking eh. Wehehe.. Sa uulitin.