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Two friends at the courthouse.

B: Hey, it’s my first time in a courthouse.
G: Wha? O yeah, maybe my first time too. Now where’s that notary public?

B: So we can get married here right?
G: What?!

B: It IS a courthouse.
G: Wha? What? Yeah, I guess so.

B: Then let’s get married. We’re here.
G: …

B: Ahaha. No, I’m just kidding. You should have seen your face.
G: Ha. Ha. Very funny.

B: Okay, maybe the notary’s this way. (going away)
G: (thinking) Get married? … Huh.

As I always say, move it people nothing to see here. ^^

*Blag* sa pagbagsak ng food tray sa harap ko.

M: O bat ganyan nag mukha mo?
Ako: Ano na namang problema mo sa mukha ko?

M: Parang pinagod ka ata kagabi, ahahaha. Di ba male dorm kayo? Mga kababalaghan nyo ah.
Ako: Loko! Wala akong tulog.

M (seryoso): Hmmm. Malala yan. Parang alam ko yata yan.
Ako (kinig naman): Ano? Kahit ano pa yan susubukan ko. ‘Sang linggo na akong bangag.

M: Hmmm. In love ka no?
Ako: ‘Nak ng tokwa! Ano namang koneksyon nun?

M: Di ba nga, wala kang tulog. Kase… iniisip mo sya.
Ako: Ganun ba yun? Wala eh.

M: Wooshoo. Denial. Sige ka magkakapimple ka nyan.
Ako: Kala ko pa naman makakatulong ka. Tsk tsk.

M: Magtapat ka na kase para lumabas na yan.
Ako: Ano namang ipagtatapat kung wala naman talagang pagtatapatan.

M: Ahahahaha! Eto talaga galing magtago.
Ako: Kulit neto. Ikaw kaya magtapat dyan. Ano? Ano?

M: Nakow. How I wish. Walang gwapo rito eh.
Ako: *Aray* *Aray*

M: Alam ko na!
Ako: Ano?

M: Baka naman me type ka kaso bawal. Yang traditions nyo talaga. Tsk tsk.
Ako: O ayan ka na naman eh.

M: Hadlang kase sa kaligayan ahahaha. Tignan mo tuloy magkakapimples ka na. Ahahaha.
Ako: Eh sa bawal ngang ikasal sa hindi ko kalahi eh.

M: Aaaaw. Sayang, sa ganda kong ito, di mo maaatim. Ahahaha.
Ako: Lalim nun ah. Baliw!

M: O sya, alis na ako. Lunch break over. Haaaaaay…

Pinulot nya yung tray at umalis na papalayo. Sinundan ko na lang
sya ng tingin habang tinabi nya ang tray at lumabas ng dining hall.

Ngayong mag-isa, binatukan ko sarili ko.

Ako: Aaaah! Masisiraan na’ko ng bait neto! Bawal nga sabi! Ba’t ba kase mahal kita? Tokwa.

Hindi ko sadya. Nihindi man lang sumagi sa isip ko na pumatol sa kanya. Nag-roroll-eyes na nga lang ako kapag nakakasite ako ng kalaking gastos ng friends ko dahil sa mga tulad nya. Bilmoko kase yan!

Pero my golly. Di rin ako nakaescape. Accidentally. Accidentally akong na-inlove. (Yup, kanta yan bru! Magtotorrent ka na mamaya ano?)
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Eto naman ang madam at hinayaang mapossess ng kanyang pagka-impulsive. Nandito ako sa bus na dadalhin ang aking not-so-shiny hiney sa Autumn Wonderland aka Kyoto.

At eto na naman ako at di makatulog ang beauticious beauty, inaatake na naman ng insomia! (Pero insomia nga ba ang tawag dito kung nagmigrate sa US ang body clock ko? Aber?)

Ano pa?! Ano pa ang silbi?! Bat pa ako nag-overnight bus kung ko rin naman to tutulugan?? Waaaaah!! Haller? Calling calling?

Kaya nga nag-overnight bus para di na mapansin ang naaksayang oras sa paghuhulma ng puwet mo sa bus seat. (Akala nyo sadya yang ergonomic hulma sa mga bus seats na yan? Hindi!)

Gaaar.

Can some tao make duyan me para I can make sleep na!

Dapat pala nag-day bus nalang ako para swak sa American body clock ko. Tsk.

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Cartier, Louis Vuitton, Bulgari, Dunhill, Mikimoto, Tiffany, Chanel, Dior, Armani.

In one street.

Yup this is a tourist spot. Hanggang tingin lang kase.

Many of you may not know what the hell Beetle Bailey is. Unfortunately, my mom showered me with lots of Beetle Bailey mass production comic books that it’s been etched forever in my memory. (I will be needing to ask my mother how she got those.)

You shouldn’t be surprised to see me gnashing my teeth in frustration when I learned that the writers actually released a book set that has every freaking comic strip they have since 1950s. Should I be glad? Happy? Jumping with ecstatic erotic joy? No! The books are in German. How uncool is that!?! They’re releasing the books by years at a time. So far they have until volume 6 covering 1950s until 1962. Waaaaaaaaaahhh!!!

They might have heard my gnashing of teeth all the way to wherever they are ‘coz an English version of volume 1 is coming to Amazon on May 25, 2008! Still a long time but hey, here’s one freak who can’t wait for her dose of Beetle Bailey.

Beetle Bailey is still ongoing by the way. Imagine having to read the each daily comic strip from 1950’s to today! Good thing my eyes have their resting time in between volume releases.

To the readers: Pardon my English. It’s 2:40 in the morning and I just downed a whole 90 gram bag of nori potato chips. I desperately need my coke. And my left side of the brain is fighting with my right side of the brain whether or not I should brave the 3 degrees cold outside to cross the street to the almighty 7-11 store and get my cola. Up to now they’re still fighting, they not giving me enough brain cells to be creative. O well, sorry beloved fans.

(Next, I wish Santa for Philippines to release a book set or comic set of classic pinoy comics especially Combatron of Funny comics. I never got to see how that ended.)

All I want for Christmas is Beetle Bailey!!!

Yehey! Bakasyon na kahit gaano kaikli. Ika-29 ng Disyembre hanggang ika-4 ng Enero. Dami kong plinanong gawin.

Ngayong nagsimula na, toink! Nawala rin ang gana parang bula!

(Blog ko nalang. Baka mawili ako kung ililista ko di ba?)

1. Mag-aral ng nihongo
- Wahaaha! Sige Meema. Tingnan natin ang determinasyon mo.

2. Maglinis
- Hmm.. mag-aral kaya muna ako ng nihongo? (Umm! Batok!)

3. Magsulat ng recipes sa notebook
- Nakakaawa nang tingnan yung mga cut-outs at print-outs. Napuno ng mantika at kung anuano pang salsa. Haha!

4. Mag-upload ulit ng pictures
- Iiwanan ko nga lang mag-upload, di ko pa magawa. Walang gana. Tsk tsk tsk!

5. Magbasa ng libro
- Parang pag-aaral ng nihongo, hahahaha!

6. Asikasuhin ang spam hoard
- Eeeeee… hassle eh.

Kitam? Talagang walang gana. Sa kawalang gana ko eh binlog ko na lang para malaman ng mundo na pinag-iisipan ko naman kahit papaano. Effort pa rin!

O sya, tinatamad na akong magblog. Sa susunod na lang, kung sipagin.

Bakasyon. Lubuslubusin na ang pagiging tamad.

(Ay lintik na matinik, I just learned na me tag pa tong suot ko na dalawang beses ko nang sinuot at nilabhan. Weh!)

Ramil got 142 Universal Genius. Hehehhee! Congrats. Me kilala pala akong promil kid.

The highest was being a universal genious. Di ako sure kung accurate to pero dahil Regional Genius ako, maniwala kayo kung sasabihin kong ACCURATE! (biased ulit haha!)

Nakwento ko ba that I almost took BS Mathematics as a major?

I love math. Actually sobrang enjoy ako sa Calculus nun kung di lang pressured sa exams and stuff. Pero knowing about the basis of all the calculations in physics, etc. that probably predicts on how the universe will blow itself in the next few billion years or so. Cool di ba?

I think I’m watching too much Numb3rs. Nagsisisi tuloy ako kung bakit hindi ako nagMasters hehehehe. If there’s one thing na kinakatukan ko, ay ung maging useless ang utak ko.

Again, another blog na walang saysay. Ang daya ko. Using tests/surveys for a blog entry. Nyehehehe! Gusto ko kaseng malaman ng mundo na regional genius ako! Haha!

Ang lalim no? Pero after actually experiencing memory-loss (o loss of memories dahil sa lintik na katangahan nung maformat ang pictures ko <-- di ma over), I’ve decided to trust “free” online sites to save important stuff.

So the start of my mini-projects, kahit sobrang konti na lang ng oras ko para sa sarili ko. At kahit minsan lang may internet.

1. Maintain my freakin’ blog.
– So far so good. I’m able to blog kahit once a week, kahit wala nang kwenta. Well, I hope may kwenta. Hehehe.

2. Upload all my pictures to Bubbleshare, Yahoo and Multiply
– Bit by bit pa lang. Pag nakakainternet (na hindi sa work hehe), mga 1/4 na uploaded so far. They’re viewable. Pero mga kuha ng mga SLR geeks namin (hi Ramil and Power Jem), only the chosen ones can view and at a smaller resolution. Mahirap na. Copyright ng works of art!

3. Create a blog to organize my spam
– I know! I keep my spam. Bakit ba? Or rather mga forwards ranging from “forward this or you will die” type to less extreme “this is so funny” ones. Yup pinagkakaabalahan ko to. Mahirap kaya! Upload mo mga pics, ayusin mo bilang blog. Hassle pero matigas talaga ulo ko eh. Ayokong magdelete talaga ng spam. Haha!

4. Utilize snail-mail service
– Yep, I plan to have penpals. Parang high school. Kahit kakalabas lang ng web 2.0. Nyaks! Bbbaadddduuuyyy!!! (Uy Des! Asan na yung address mo?)

5. Learn how to belly-dance
– Uuuh… no comment yet! I’ll be posting when my chance to solo dance comes. Gegewang ako to death. Hay Meema. Asa pa?

6. Learn to ballroom-dance
– Probably not this year. Pero malabo to. Kung di rin mahilig sumayaw ang mahal ko sa buhay, bokya rin. Walang partner eh. (Paano ako i-didip?)

7. Cook
– Well getting there. I’ve been cooking. And it’s not bad (biased!).

Yup, halos nasimulan ko na silang lahat. Kulang nalang ballroom dance, pero tentative pa yan.

Purpose of my life? To be a belly-dancing, blogging, cooking spam-hoarder. Nakakagewang na, nakakaluto na, marami pang alam na quotes dahil sa spam! Beat that!