Ten Coño~mmandments

March 16, 2009  //  Posted by: meemax  //  Category: Humor, Maharlika

I wanna make forward lang, although I don’t like making forward. Coz it’s sooo saya. I know right? Di ba? Like, who makes gamit naman neto. Can you make intindi, you know, understand?

1. Thou shall make gamit make+pandiwa.

“Let’s make pasok na to our class!”
“Wait lang! I’m making kain pa!”
“Come on na, we can’t make hintay anymore! It’s in Andrew pa, you know?”

2. Thou shall make kalat noh, diba and eh in your pangungusap.

“I don’t like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it’s like, so eew, diba?”
“What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?”
“Eh as if you want naman also, diba?”

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RIP to a Piece of my Heart

March 06, 2009  //  Posted by: meemax  //  Category: Life, Maharlika

Francis Magalona died today.

Now I’m not much into sentimentality especially if famous people (I’m not even remotely related to) dies, but this one just ripped a chuck from my heart. Sakit sa heart duh!
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Donut Bai!

July 03, 2008  //  Posted by: meemax  //  Category: Just Me, Life, Maharlika

Miss ko na Cebu especially the masi and the lechon sa Carcar. Pastilan!

Anyway, I missed Cebu so much na pinatulan ko ang look-alike ng aming sikat na Donut Bai! doughnut. (Walang doughnut brand na ganyan, pero sikat yang linya na yan wehehehe.)

Donut Bai!
Huwala!

Hindi sya matamis like the doughtnut at the streets of Cebu pero para lang mafeel kong magwarp to Cebu inisip ko na lang hehehe. Masarap din naman.

I wanna go back to Cebu!

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Why I Heart Pinoy Commercials

March 13, 2008  //  Posted by: meemax  //  Category: Event, Humor, Just Me, Life, Maharlika, Video

Bwisit! Isa kang duwag! Duwaag!

(Nora Aunor effect, with somewhat wet hair on my fez)

Namiss ko Pinoy commercials. The ober sa kornix factor at memorable jingles. Buti na lang may masisipag mag-upload sa youtube. I owe you my sanitary napkin este… sanity pala.

Shucks dinadaan ko na naman sa video at pictures ba? Sensya na. Naglayas kase ang writing talents (pagbigyan na, talent na lang itawag okie?) ko dahil di sya ginagamit ng amo. Promise, isasanla ko ang natitira kong budhi at bibili ako ng spanking new writing skills. Wehehe. Joke!

Dadalasan ko nalang pagsusulat. Sana. Hold fast my fans.

Oks, mag-enjoy (o masidak) kayo!

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Going Home… but There’s no Home?

August 23, 2007  //  Posted by: meemax  //  Category: Family, Life, Maharlika

Yup, I’m going back to Maharlika, my country my home.

Problema. Wala na akong home dun!

That’s right. Wala na! As in gone! Vavoom! Chuwing!

Wala na po kase ang pamilya ko sa Cebu. Nagmigrate na sa ibang bansa. At ang above 21 nyong yours truly, eh hindi covered ng petition nila.

So heto ako. Uuwi. Walang uuwian.

Pero sige pa rin! Para makakain ulit ng lechon!

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No Urinating

August 16, 2007  //  Posted by: meemax  //  Category: Humor, Life, Maharlika

Sorry! Just too good/funny to pass. Onli in da Pilipins, bai!


(Para clear! Di nyo pa ba yan ma-gets? Kailangan pa bang imemorize yan?)

Source: Himantayon.com

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Ang Pagmamaliit sa Kapwa

August 15, 2007  //  Posted by: meemax  //  Category: Maharlika

Filipino po ako. At di ko po ipagkakakait na minsan, bilang isang taong nandito sa Japan, pinapalusot o kinakahiya natin ang ibang ugali ng mga Pinoy.

“Pinoy kase.”

Kapag nahuhuli sa pagpasok (aray, aray), “Pinoy kase.”
Kapag mahilig kumanta (sa publiko, pangit kase dito yan), “Pinoy kase.”

Pero pag magaling naman, buong puso nating ipinagmamalaki. “Pinoy kase!”

Medyo nakakapanlumo kung makakabasa ka ng mga ganitong sulatin. Gusto mong saksakin at magbanggit ng mga di kanaisnais na pananalita. Mga salitang masasampal ako ng nanay ko.


Dahil sa dami nang nagalit (nainis, nasuklam), nagsulat ulit sya para depensahan ang kanyang sarili.

“…Just recently, I wrote a funny article in my magazine column and my friends thought it was hilarious. It was humorous and quite tongue-in-cheek, or at least I thought so, until the magazine got a few e-mails from people who didn’t get the meaning of my acerbic wit. The bottom line was just that I had offended the reader’s socioeconomic background. If any of these people actually read anything thicker then a magazine they would find it very funny. Most people don’t get the fact that they need bitches like me to shake up their world, otherwise their lives would be boring and mediocre. I obviously write for the a certain target audience and if what I write offends you, just stop reading.

Although it may sound elitist to you the fact is this country is built on the foundation of haves, have-nots and wannabes. One group will never get the culture of the other. Although I could mention that it is easier to understand someone who has a lower socioeconomic background that would entail a whole other page and frankly I don’t want to be someone to bridge the gap between socioeconomic classes. I leave that to the politicians in my family who believe they can actually help. Now I seriously ask you, am I being a diva or are people around me just lacking in common sense? Perhaps it’s a little of both!”

Yung naka-bold, ako na nagbold wehehehehe. Masayang basahin yun eh. Nakapapambobo naman kase ng argument na yan. Dito para sa kabuuang artikulo.

Tungkol naman sa “my friends thought it was hilarious” parang ayokong makilala mga friends nya.

Kayo na hong bahalang humusga. Nakakapanlumo talaga.

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Panunumpa sa Watawat

June 18, 2007  //  Posted by: meemax  //  Category: Maharlika

Nope March, di ko kabisado ang Panatang Makabayan. Yung Panunumpa sa Watawat lang alam ko.

(revised by our Catholic school. Go God! kase cheer sa amin. Di uso yang mamatay bilang bayani. Bilang santo pwede pa! Original first two lines: Ako ay Pilipino, Buong katapatang nanunumpa)

Here goes:

Iniibig ko ang Diyos ng higit sa lahat
Ako’y nanunumpang nagtatapat
Sa watawat ng Pilipinas
At sa bansang kanyang sinasagisag
Na may dangal, katarungan at kalayaan
Na pinakikilos ng sambayanang
Maka-Diyos, Makakalikasan,
Makatao at,
Makabansa.

Kabisado ko yung lumang (yes, there is a new version. o ha!) Panatang Makabayad bago ako nag-alamadre sa Catholic school. They figured siguro na tama na pagbrabrainwash ng mga bata. Tama na isang panunumpa!

Wala lang. March kase eh. Napareminisce tuloy ako. Wehehe…

(Kaya ko pang kantahin ang high school hymn ko, kaso in Spanish. Waahhh old school talaga Catholic school namin weheheheh)

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And Still A Lot of Places I Wanna Go To

June 17, 2007  //  Posted by: meemax  //  Category: Maharlika, tests

I think I got a C- coz I live in Cebu. Gotta catch up. Marami pa akong gustong gawin at puntahan bago ako matied-down with work or maybe.. just maybe.. married life. Waha!



My Lakbayan grade is C-!

How much of the Philippines have you visited? Find out at Lakbayan!
Created by Eugene Villar.

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