Facebook dictates my status

My bwakanang ex and I broke up 3 months ago. Di sya pretty kase nga shit happens. Pero samdamakmakang shit ang nangyari nung. Amfufuness. Kung pwede lang akong mag-turn-back-time, binatukan ko na sana sarili ko with matching armlock. I was that stupid. Walang tatalo kahit Alaska.

Ayun. Kahapon nakita ko lang yung FB status ko habang kinukuntingting ang Facebook. “It’s complicated” raw. Hay naku! It’s not complicated anymore. I’m sure-manure na single na ako. Wala na sa daydreaming ko ang makipagbalikan sa isang duwag na kuyukot (read: A*SHOLE) tulad nya. Hmph!

Ika’ nga (or is it just me), you’re not truly single until your Facebook says so. Nyahahaha!

So ayan mundo! Single po ako! Not ready to mingle, but ready to party. 😀

I leave you with a song from the West Side Story, hihi.

I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn’t me tonight.