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Sabi ng isang guy sa akin, sabik/gahaman daw ako sa kaibigan.

True. Bihira kase akong nakakatagpo ng isang kaibigan na natatanggap ako. Promise me effort po akong magpakabait, pero ganun pa rin. (Mas kasundo ko rin mga lalaki kasi I got 2 brothers hehe.)

So ano pa to? Being bitchy? Maldita? Mataray? Hehe, o well.

Kaya natuwa naman ako sa meme ni Vic. Here’s his blog.
Comment saying “me” and I’ll…
1 – Tell you why I friended you
2 – Associate you with something. A fandom, a song, a rock, a color, a piece of fruit. SOMETHING.
3 – Tell you something I like about you.
4 – Tell you a memory I have of you.
5 – Associate you with a character/pairing.
6 – Ask something I’ve always wanted to know about you.
7 – Tell you my favorite user pic(s) of yours.
8 – Tell you that you must spread this disease in your LJ.

Meme nya sa akin. ~~o(^o^)/
1. Kasi nung una kitang nakita alam ko deep inside Anime fan ka din.
2. Anime
3. Kalog
4. Yung labas natin sa Eastwood nung ‘06
5. Rei
6. Kelan ka babalik dito?
7. Yung naka green ka tapos may salamin ka tapos parang nag iisip
8. Lagay mo ito sa blog mo!

Here it is Vic! Salamat-dami-dami!

August pa balik ko. Not sure kung makakaraan ng Manila though. Pero pagbalik ko me Sanrio ka ulit sa akin hehehehehe.

(Follow-up: spread na disease daw pala. Comment something with “me” for your meme.)

Went to Harajuku last Sunday. Since me blog na daig pa ang tsismosang katulong sa detalye, dito nalang nyo basahin.

But, I did my free hugs share! May mga cute, may mga nakakasindak. All in all. Sarap pa rin.

click to enlarge ulit

I don’t usually talk about other people’s blog, much less paste the whole content.

Me mga bagay lang talaga na nakakamiss…

from: http://bibiduck.blogspot.com/2006/05/happy.html

We were a simple couple. We never went out on extravagant dates. We never painted the town red. We simply went to the nearest bookstore and talked about our lives when we were apart. We often shared dinner mine was hers, hers is mine. We were contented with one coke. A date meant a simple walk around the mall nothing more. We spent four years like that often ending with me hugging her on the way home while she slept. Now that I look back I can’t help but feel lucky that I have experienced those things. As I look at people who live their mundane lives going to comedy bars, dressing up, and breaking people’s heart all in pursuit of happiness. I can’t help but ask what is happiness? Happiness for me is contentment with what you have. Happiness is appreciation over all the little things that she did. Happiness is seeing her once a week. Happiness is knowing that you might not make it tomorrow but all that matters is seeing her today. In the end happiness was simply seeing her smile.

Well, ours was 3 years of book hunting and gulping 1-2 liters of water per date. That aside, this one hit home.

Educational questions para sa mga kababaihang nagbabalak mag-asawa. Answers are compiled from several people na willing sumagot sa mga tanong.

1. Kapag magpupupu ang lalaki, sumasayad ba ang toot sa tubig sa bowl?
- Depende kung naninigas o hindi, kung naninigas wala ka nang magagawa ukol duon. Talagang gusto nyang mag-flag-ceremony. O baka sa ibang kalalakihan nagsisilbi ito bilang bomba para makatulong sa paglabas ng pupu.
- Kung hindi naninigas at sumasayad sa tubig, feeling nyo no! Hindi po ganun kahaba ang sa inyo. Tumawag na kayo ng plumber dahil barado ang inyong kobeta.

2. Ano ang lasa ng magic liquid na nagbibigay buhay?
- Depende sa kinain mo ilang oras bago ka naglabas. Kaya umiwas sa mga ampalaya, at kahit anong mapapait bago gawin, maawa naman kayo sa misis nyo. Umiwas din sa sobrang matatamis kung ayaw nyong langgamin ang inyong kama (lamesa, upuan, kusina, etc.).

3. Abot ba ng mga lalaki (bibig) ang toot nila?
- Ilang factors ang kailangang iconsider dito. Una, ang haba. Pangalawa, ang tiyan na nagsisilbing malaking hadlang sa inyong gustong maatim. Pangatlo, bakit mo naman gustong gawin yan?! Parehab ka na. Self-fellatio is not the answer. May magmamahal rin sa iyo balang araw.

4. Nagwowooden fairy ba talaga bawat umaga?
- Contrary to popular belief, no. Minsan lang. Pwera siguro sa mga taong nagpupupu sa umaga at kinakailangan nilang i-bomba.

5. Ano ba ng mas sensitive, ang itlog o ang toot?
- Sagot number 1: Ang leeg.
- Sagot number 2: Iba-iba ang sensitivity nung dalawa. Mas okay kung papansinin silang lahat.
- Sagot number 3: Ang pwet (may tendencies pala haha)

6. May burnik ba ang mga babae?
- Sa mga babaeng sumagot ng “no comment“; well alam na namin ang sekreto nyo.

Sana nakatulong ang mga ito sa kung anumang hinayupak na problema kung saan makakatulong ito.

Sa uulitin, abangan ang susunod dito sa Mga Katanungan ni K*e*.

Thanks to pixelizr, found my old blog site (well an archive of it). Ipopost ko rin sa current site ang mga blogs ko rito when I find the time.

Dito po.

(Kung wala akong kwentang magblog ngayon, mas wala akong kwenta nuon. Hehe!)

I had a previous blog (of the same URL of course) that I had deleted out of scorn (haha, kidding). Actually, parang euthanasia ang ginawa ko sa kanya. Put it out of its misery dahil di ko na sya na a-update hehe.

Basta dati, one day bigla nalang ni-categorize ng Epson ang blog ko as ADULT SITE! Saya di ba? Blocked na yung blogsite ko sa office.

Eto me kasalanan. Kasalanan ba namin na mismong mga employees ng Epson sexy?! (Reminiscing ang drama ko ngayon eh. Eh di i-blog ko na rin di ba? Hehe)

Same rule applies: Click to enlarge

Left: Ehem. Ehem. Takpan ang Cleavage
Right: Syet! Ganyan ba kalaki legs ko?

Left: The girls of Vaughn! (You the man!!!)
Right: Meema! Tumutulo! Sayang!

Left: Ganda talaga ni Belle-tote dito, ya!
Right: Like, I said. Maganda lahat ng employees ng Epson

Hahaha! Suck that tummy in!

Left: Pili-pili lang sa ukay-ukay
Right: Hahahaha! Scandalous pic, caught in the act. Peace tayo!

Love you guys! Missing you.

Kailangan na kailangan. (Well, I still have my housemate. Ey Kaye!)

Excerpt from this forwared message.